grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again
what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.